That you woke up one day to find that what you thought was your life up until that point was nothing more than a dream. In fact, you were not at all the person you thought you were. Instead, you were actually a member of the horn section of Phil Collins’ backing band, and were doomed to bob up and down behind him while he sang ‘Wear My Hat’, every night, for all eternity…


2 Responses to “Imagine…”

  1. Could be worse.

    You might wake up to find you were Mick Hucknall.

  2. I would ask to be re-inserted into The Matrix.

    Or actually, isn’t that just another definition of hell?

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