Zombie dump

Watching Charlie Brooker’s Big Brother zombie series Dead Set this week, it suddenly occurred to me that in all zombie films, despite the ground being littered with the remains of bodies that the zombies have been gnawing at to feed their insatiable appetite for flesh, you never see any zombie excrement.  They must be producing quite a substantial amount, considering the sheer quantity of raw red meat they consume, and they’re not exactly big on social niceties, so presumably they’d just go where they stand.  So where is it?  Perhaps they instinctively all do it in one particular place off-camera, making a giant zombie shit heap.  I can see a whole new chapter in George A. Romero’s zombie franchise – Dump of the Dead.  You know you want it.


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