I am very excited by the election of Barack Obama as President of the United States of America.  I am confident that he will energise the world with his moderate conservatism, and have no doubt that over the next few years, everything will turn out fine.  Wars, poverty, the environment – it’s all going to be ok.  In fact, I have every faith that by the end of his presidency, a cure for all major diseases, and indeed death itself, will have been discovered.  Yes, we’re all going to live forever.  This is definitely what’s going to happen.  And if for any reason at all it doesn’t, then I will feel utterly betrayed, and entitled to a billion pounds compensation.  Which I think is only fair.


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  1. william coyne Says:


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